Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
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I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.
Sounds a lot better than "I'm an alcoholic."