Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
- Hits: 1978
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."
- Hits: 2020
What do you get when you sleep with a judge?
An honorable discharge.