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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Ask Sherwin Williams

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They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

A Sign of the Times

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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other: "Man, was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!"

His buddy signs back: "When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen." The fist guy signs: "How do you do that?"

His friend signs to him: "Easy! I turn the lights off!"

What Do You Mean?

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A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

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Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

The Long And The Short Of It

Three guys are arguing about who has the longest dick, and they decide the only way to find out once and for all is to go to the Observation Deck of the Empire State Building and hang them over the side.

The first guy says, "Check it out. My pecker reaches down to the 68th floor." The second guy says, "That's nothing. This beauty's dangling down past the 34th floor."

They look over and see the third guy jumping up and down and back and forth. The first guy yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?" He says, "Dodgin' traffic."

Eyeglass Problem Solved

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.