Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other: "Man, was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!"
His buddy signs back: "When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen." The fist guy signs: "How do you do that?"
His friend signs to him: "Easy! I turn the lights off!"
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A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.