Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
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I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
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A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.