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Safety in the Kitchen

Created: 23 September 2016
Hits: 2225

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

Mental Health

Created: 21 September 2016
Hits: 2532

I turned my whole life around.

I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.

A Married Couple's Point of View

Created: 19 September 2016
Hits: 2326

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

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Everything Has A Purpose

My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

I told her life support for her pussy.

And that's when the fight started...

Paper or Plastic?

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...

Too Big For Her Age?

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

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