Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
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In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
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A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!
Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."