Just Plain Funny

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How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

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Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.

She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.

I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"

She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."

So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."

You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.

How It's Done Down South