Just Plain Funny

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How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.

Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?

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I was scewing my wife when suddenly I stopped and didn't move. She asked: "What are you doing?"

I told her: "I saw this online on a porn site. It's called buffering"

And that's when the fight started...

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

How It's Done Down South