What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
