What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.