Just Plain Funny

Created: 15 September 2016

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping. As they look up into the sky, Holmes asks, "Watson, tell me what you see."

Watson says, "I see millions of stars." Holmes then asks, "And what does that tell you?" Watson thinks for a minute then says, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes answers, "It tells me somebody stole our fucking tent."

Created: 14 September 2016

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I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

Created: 13 September 2016

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How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.