What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.