Now THIS Is Doggie Style

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

Why are men like cars?

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"