What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"
I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the definition of trust?
Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.