Now THIS Is Doggie Style

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.