Now THIS Is Doggie Style

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."