Now THIS Is Doggie Style

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.

The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."

"So did I..."

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.