Now THIS Is Doggie Style

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What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

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What's The Scoop

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

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When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Real Facts Of Life

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."