We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"
His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."
Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"
"Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."
Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
