We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
