We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
