We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
