Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares!

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

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How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

They both don't exist!

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Round Two