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Round Two

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What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

No Need to Explain

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares!

Storm's A Comin'

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

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What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

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Trade It In

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Deductive Reasoning

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping. As they look up into the sky, Holmes asks, "Watson, tell me what you see."

Watson says, "I see millions of stars." Holmes then asks, "And what does that tell you?" Watson thinks for a minute then says, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes answers, "It tells me somebody stole our fucking tent."