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Round Two

Created: 21 August 2016
Hits: 2581

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

No Need to Explain

Created: 19 August 2016
Hits: 2663

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares!

Storm's A Comin'

Created: 17 August 2016
Hits: 2605

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady walked up, saying: "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."

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