In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."
He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"
