In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
