In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.
Hope she finds someone nice.
