In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.
A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
