What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...