Eyeglass Problem Solved

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

Why does a dog lick himself?

He can't make a fist.