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A Real Magic Trick

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 April 2015; Hits: 2309

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

She says, "What's that?"

He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

Best Way To Go

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 24 April 2015; Hits: 2719

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

Don't Blow It ... Or Maybe You Should?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 April 2015; Hits: 2235

Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?

Blew 'em all.

Bulaaaah!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 22 April 2015; Hits: 2800

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?

The cake jumps out of the girl.

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Not That Kind Of Sperm Bank

Sex is like a bank account.

First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.

Promise Kept

A woman at the Pearly Gates asks St. Peter, "Is my husband here? My name is Johnson." St. Peter says, "Well, that's not enough information."

She says, "OK... his name is Dick Johnson and he told me that after he died, if I was ever unfaithful, he'd roll over in his grave."

St. Peter says, "Oh .. you mean Pinwheel Johnson!"