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A Real Magic Trick

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 April 2015
Hits: 2783

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

She says, "What's that?"

He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

Best Way To Go

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 April 2015
Hits: 3207

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

Don't Blow It ... Or Maybe You Should?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 April 2015
Hits: 2698

Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?

Blew 'em all.

Bulaaaah!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 April 2015
Hits: 3297

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?

The cake jumps out of the girl.

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These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

I always wanted a pair of real cowboy boots. So I found a pair on sale and wore them home. Walking in the kitchen I asked my wife: "Notice anything different about me?" She looked up and said: "Nope."

So I figured how to fix that. I went into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again I asked her: "Notice anything different now?"  This time she slowly looked me up and down, then said: "What's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"

Now I was really mad so I told her: "You know why it's hanging down. 'Cause it's lookin' at my new boots!" Without missing a beat she said" "Then you shoulda bought a hat."

And that's when the fight started...

Doesn't Always Take Two

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

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