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A Real Magic Trick

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 April 2015
Hits: 2783

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

She says, "What's that?"

He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

Best Way To Go

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 24 April 2015
Hits: 3207

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

Don't Blow It ... Or Maybe You Should?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 April 2015
Hits: 2698

Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?

Blew 'em all.

Bulaaaah!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 22 April 2015
Hits: 3297

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?

The cake jumps out of the girl.

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What Turns You On?

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...

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