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Shove It!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 13 April 2015; Hits: 3308

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

When I Grow Up...

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 April 2015; Hits: 2952

It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.

While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."

The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."

Hop Around

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 April 2015; Hits: 3077

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene

You're Not Going To Feel A Thing

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 April 2015; Hits: 2939

Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.

"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"

"I didn't feel a thing."

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A Bum and A Rich Broad

A bum walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says: "I haven't eaten anything in four days!"

She looks back at him and says: "God I wish I had your will power."

Like Father, Like Son

If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”

Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.

Time For A Quickie

A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"

Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.

When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"

She replies, "The egg timer was broken."