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Shove It!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 April 2015
Hits: 2692

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

When I Grow Up...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 April 2015
Hits: 2350

It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.

While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."

The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."

Hop Around

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 April 2015
Hits: 2526

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene

You're Not Going To Feel A Thing

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 April 2015
Hits: 2305

Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.

"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"

"I didn't feel a thing."

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Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

To Each His Own

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.

"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

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