Every Frickin' Joke
Shove It!
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
When I Grow Up...
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2851
It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.
While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."
The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."
Hop Around
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2986
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
You're Not Going To Feel A Thing
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2831
Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.
"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"
"I didn't feel a thing."
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