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Shove It!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 April 2015
Hits: 3247

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

When I Grow Up...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 April 2015
Hits: 2904

It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.

While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."

The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."

Hop Around

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 April 2015
Hits: 3032

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene

You're Not Going To Feel A Thing

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 April 2015
Hits: 2891

Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.

"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"

"I didn't feel a thing."

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No Place Like Home

A trucker who was on the road for two weeks stops at a whore house in Atlanta. He plops down $500 bucks and tells the madame: "I want your ugliest girl and a grilled cheese sandwich."

The madamce is astonished and says: "For that kind of money you can have any of my finest ladies and a 5-course dinner."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin'... I'm not horny - I'm homesick!"

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