When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.