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Where's My Gun?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 April 2015
Hits: 3035

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

That's Why They Name Hurricanes After Women

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 16 April 2015
Hits: 2823

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

Who'd You Call An Asshole?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 April 2015
Hits: 2958

A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."

White Parts Anyone?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 April 2015
Hits: 2751

How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?

The white parts are the best.

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Just One Question

So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!

I Always Wonder Why

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

I Like Big Butts...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...

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