Every Frickin' Joke
Where's My Gun?
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Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
That's Why They Name Hurricanes After Women
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How is a woman like a hurricane?
When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.
Who'd You Call An Asshole?
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A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
White Parts Anyone?
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How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
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