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Really Paid Off!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 May 2015
Hits: 2509

A guy goes into a bank for a business loan.

The bank manager says, "What kind of business do you want to start?"

The guy says, "I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on pussy and it makes it taste like a peach."

The bank manager says, "I'm afraid we're not interested."

A few months later the guy walks into the bank pushing a wheel barrel full of money.

The bank manager says, "I see that idea for black powder really paid off."

The guy says, "Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

The bank manager says, "What does it do?"

The guy says, "Give me a peach and I'll show you."

No Joking Around

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 14 May 2015
Hits: 2418

I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

And that's when the fight started...

Always Important To Match

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 May 2015
Hits: 2821

A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"

He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

Listen To Your Mother...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 May 2015
Hits: 3130

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

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