Every Frickin' Joke
Wasn't The Sex Ed Class I Had
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Here we are in Sex Education Class. The teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex."
The next day she calls on Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Little Johnny says, "Seventy-three."
The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..."
Next she calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl."
From the back Little Johnny yells out, "Seventy-four."
Get In The Kitchen
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Always Right
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."
I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"
And that's when the fight started...
In The Blink Of An Eye
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Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
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