Every Frickin' Joke
Natural Viagra
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Morris walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I've got a constant erection. At first it was fun, but then it became painful and embarrassing."
He takes down his pants, and his hardon is sticking straight out. The doctor looks at it for a minute, then whacks it with two fingers. A little bug jumps off, scurries away and just like that the hardon goes right down.
Morris says, "Gee, Doc, that's great. How much do I owe you?"
The doctor says, "Help me find that bug and you don't owe me a thing."
Passing The Time
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Go F*ck Yourself
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
We Don't Sell To Your Type
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A blonde walks up to a salesman and says, "I want to buy this TV."
He says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
She goes for a complete make-over...she gets a haircut and new hair color, a new outfit, and puts on big sunglasses. She waits a few days and then she walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy this TV."
He says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
She says., "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
He says, "Because that's a microwave."
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