How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
