How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"
The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
