How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
