How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
