How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.
After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.
After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
