Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"
She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."
So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."
