Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...
What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
