The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.