Reason To Stay Single

The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.