Reason To Stay Single

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The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?

Don't Miss These Jokes!

In The Confessional

"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."

"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."

You Know You've Done It

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

A Pop Quiz

Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!