Who's That Lady...

What's the definition of a lady?

Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.