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Go F*ck Yourself

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Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.

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My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you never did that when we were dating. How come?"

She said, "'Cause I didn't get an asshole till we were married."

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Three words to ruin a man's ego...

"Is it in?"

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