No Need To Call A Repairman

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?

Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.

Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.