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Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

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Big Ben

Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

Get A Little Culture

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...