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Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"

He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"