Rest In Peace

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.