Rest In Peace

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.