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Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.