Rest In Peace

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.