A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!