What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."
"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."
