What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"
Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
