What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
I was scewing my wife when suddenly I stopped and didn't move. She asked: "What are you doing?"
I told her: "I saw this online on a porn site. It's called buffering"
And that's when the fight started...
What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
