What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
Wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Hunting flies," he tells her.
"Oh, kill any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," was his reply. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
"Easy," he says. "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
