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Man who ejaculated in hotel staff's water bottle arrested
#WTF?! Guys whacks off in co-worker's water bottle, video goes viral, gets arrested. What did he expect? A raise? Community Policing (CP) members chased down and arrested a man who is believed to have masturbated and ejaculated into a hotel staff's water bottle as seen in a viral video.
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WTF?! A woman was arrested for calling 911 to report bad Chinese food. C'mon. Is there any other kind? A 44-year-old Ohio woman was brought to jail after calling 911 to report Chinese food that was "not up to par for her liking," according to police.
Read more ...Alaska 737 returns to Seattle after napping worker awakes in cargo hold
#WTF?! A sleepy Sea-Tac Airport worker who used the cargo-hold for a nap was awakened in a panic when the Alaska Airlines 737 flight took off for Los Angeles.
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