What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"
She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."
And that's when the fight started...
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
