What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."
The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"
His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
