I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.
"Six-thirty."
I asked my wife what she thought my two greatest assets were?
She said: "A closed mouth and an open wallet."
And that's when the fight started...
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.