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I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.

"Six-thirty."

What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.