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I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.

"Six-thirty."

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.

They're called "single women."

What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being a retard.