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I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.

"Six-thirty."

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?