A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
