A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
