A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
