A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"
I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."
And that;s when the fight started...
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.