Depends On Where You Are

I told my buddy: "I got caught jerking off to a National Geographic magazine."

Asks: "Were you embarrassed?"

"No, but my dentist's receptionist was."

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!