What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.
Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
