Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
