Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
