Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, "Fuck...it works."
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
