Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
