Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
