Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
