Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.
Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?
Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.