Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.