Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
