Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
