Kung Pao Chicken | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 22 March 2015; Hits: 2099

Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

#jokes The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me." The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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"Serial bride" arrested for having 10 husbands: NYPD

#WTF?! NYC woman Liana Barrientos faces fraud charges after allegedly marrying 10 different men over an 11-year period. Never a bridesmaid, always a bride!