Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."
Artist: "Great."
"Not really, he was your doctor."
