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: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 August 2015; Hits: 1841

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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Alaska 737 returns to Seattle after napping worker awakes in cargo hold

#WTF?! A sleepy Sea-Tac Airport worker who used the cargo-hold for a nap was awakened in a panic when the Alaska Airlines 737 flight took off for Los Angeles.