Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
