Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
