Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
