Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
