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Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

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Can You Even Say This Anymore?

What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being a retard.

Remembering Our Vows

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...

Blonde Snowman

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.