New Business

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...

...or something like that.

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

A seat belt.