Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.

He says, "You have acute vaginitis."

She says, "Thank you..."

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip!

The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?

You have a chance at winning the lottery.