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Vegetable Logic

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How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

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If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

A Pop Quiz

Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!

Hop Around

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene