How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.