How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.
He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.