How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."
The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"
Nacho says, "Before the store opened."