Vegetable Logic

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How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

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From Father To Son

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. The boy asks: "Dad, why do they make packs of just one condom?" Dad says: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Then the boy asls: "So, why do they make packs of three?" And dad says: "Those are for the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Finally the boy asks: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" And dad tells him: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March..."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

The other guys waiting their turn!