Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."

She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.