Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

What's a platonic relationship?

That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.