Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!