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Back On My ... Back

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 October 2015; Hits: 3528

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"

Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 October 2015; Hits: 3070

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 September 2015; Hits: 2979

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

Better Than Lifting Weights

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 29 September 2015; Hits: 2907

My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"

I told her: "My dick."

And that's when the fight started...

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Come Before the Judge

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

A Married Couple's Point of View

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.