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Back On My ... Back

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 October 2015
Hits: 3270

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"

Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 October 2015
Hits: 2757

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 30 September 2015
Hits: 2705

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

Better Than Lifting Weights

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 29 September 2015
Hits: 2637

My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"

I told her: "My dick."

And that's when the fight started...

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UFO Spotted

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

What's Not For Breakfast

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

Those Fat Bastards In Corporate

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

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