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Back On My ... Back

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 October 2015; Hits: 3570

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"

Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 October 2015; Hits: 3141

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 September 2015; Hits: 3028

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

Better Than Lifting Weights

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 29 September 2015; Hits: 2957

My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"

I told her: "My dick."

And that's when the fight started...

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A Helping Hand

A priest is walking down the street and passes by a prostitute who yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"

He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What's a handjob?"

She replies, "20 bucks... same as in town."

Why A Guy Hates Valentines Day

Valentines day is just a massive hassle:

1. Remember to text my girlfriend a big lovey dovey message at the start of the day.
2. Remember to buy her a card in my lunch break.
3. Buy her some more crap in the rush hour after work before I meet her.
4. Take her to a fancy restaurant and pay for a pointlessly expensive meal.
5. Take her back to her place and give her some gentle, passionate love when all I want to do is excessively bang her.

And I have to do all this, then drive home without my wife finding out!

How Long Has That Condom Been In Your Wallet?

What do a wife & a condom have in common?

They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.