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Don't Forget to Eat Your Veggies

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 28 September 2015
Hits: 2540

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)

Ripped from the Headlines

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 September 2015
Hits: 2612

So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"

What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!

Brand New Dishwasher

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 September 2015
Hits: 2407

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

Brrrrrrrrrr

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 25 September 2015
Hits: 2676

Last winter my wife and I were walking down the street when we passed a fancy department store window. She turned and asked me: "Sweetheart, why won't you buy me a fur coat? I'm so cold!"

I told her: "If you already knew the answer, why'd you bother asking?"

And that's when the fight started...

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When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

Hate To Cop An Attitude, But...

I quit my job at the helium gas factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

Total Recall Times Two

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

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