Every Frickin' Joke
Don't Forget to Eat Your Veggies
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)
Ripped from the Headlines
- Category: Dick Jokes
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So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
Brand New Dishwasher
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?
Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.
Brrrrrrrrrr
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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Last winter my wife and I were walking down the street when we passed a fancy department store window. She turned and asked me: "Sweetheart, why won't you buy me a fur coat? I'm so cold!"
I told her: "If you already knew the answer, why'd you bother asking?"
And that's when the fight started...
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