Up Or Down? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 18 September 2015; Hits: 1773

The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"

She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."

And that's when the fight started...

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