What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.
He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."
The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."
