What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
