What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
