What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
A young guy walks into a bar and as he passes an old man sitting there the old guy looks up and blurts out: "I fucked your mother."
The young guy ignores the old coot and keeps on walkin' when the old guy shouts: "Your mother sucks my dick".
So the young guy turns back and says: "Dad... your drunk... go home."
