What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
A woman was in bed screwing her husband's best friend when the phone rang
After hanging up, she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you."
