What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
