The Similarities are Striking

How are fat chicks like a moped?

They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."