Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."
Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper
Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
