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: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 December 2014; Hits: 1302

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

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Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site

WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!