Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'
Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
