Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
