Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"
Mother: "The stork brings them."
Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
