Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."
"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
