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Maine police not joking about beaver-eating snake
#WTF?! A Maine police department insists it is "not joking" about a large snake seen eating a beaver on a riverbank. The Westbrook Police Department said in a Facebook post an officer patrolling the Riverbank Park area spotted the "large snake" about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday "eating a large mammal, possibly a beaver (not joking)."
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#WTF?! An investigation is underway after pornography was shown on a TV at a funeral for a father and his baby son. And you wonder why they call dead bodies a stiff! Hey... just sayin'
Read more ...North Carolina baseball coach accused of making players spit on him
#WTF?! A NC community is outraged after a high school baseball coach is accused of forcing students to spit on him.
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