What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
