What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."
The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."
And that's when the fight started...
What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.