What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"
The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
