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New Husband?

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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No Luck At All

I have the worst luck when it comes to scoring with chicks. Last night I got this cute little number back to my place and made my move with, "So you want to have sex?"

She said, "Well, I don't normally do this... but I think I'm gonna pass."

UFO Spotted

Want to see flying saucers?

Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.