New Husband?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.

He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She says, "The living one."

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.