New Husband?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.

He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."

The doc says, "You're just not eating right."

What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.