How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."
