What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"
Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."
