What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?
Your last blow job.
