What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
