What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea.
And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?
Still no fuckin' idea.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
