What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."
How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
