Sign Of The Times

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.