Going Downtown

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.

I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."

And that's when the fight started...