Going Downtown

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.

"Six-thirty."