When do you know you've been married too long?
The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!