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Going Downtown

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When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

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One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch. The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."

The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"