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Florida Man Blames His Arrest On Faulty Legal Advice From Wikipedia
WTF?! You have the right to look up idiot online, but that's all! Wikipedia is not Perry Mason. En route to jail following his arrest for driving with a suspended license and no insurance, a Florida man declared, “That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about driving. It said I would just get a ticket.” Actually that would be a dunce cap!
Read more ...Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy
#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.
Read more ...Cops Discover Why Arrestee Was Walking So "Strangely" Upon Arrival At Alabama Jail
WTF?! A man booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen gun hidden in a certain body cavity. Police noticed that the defendant was acting like an asshole and walking “strangely” upon arrival at the county jail. So they put two and two together and found the gun in cavity number 2,
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