The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.