The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.