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Whore Or A Bitch?

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The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

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What Are You Worried About?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Like The Back Of My Hand...

We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"

I told her: "The back of my hand."

And that's when the fight started...

Religious Instruction

Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"
 
Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."