The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."