The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?
He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
(Ah please... just google it!)