The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.