The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.